Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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