kristin has been a bad kristin
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Enjoy the penises
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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