Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Randomize
