we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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