I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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