She said her name was "party"
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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