i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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