I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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