Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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