I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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