Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
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