Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
Randomize
