Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
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