idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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