are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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