fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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