hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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