Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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