My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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