Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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