I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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