do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
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