I could have mohawked her pubes.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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