Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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