I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
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