Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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