I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
In America we eat man semen.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Randomize
