Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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