What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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