i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Dicks are not precious.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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