VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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