I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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