Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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