i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
When did angry sex become our thing?
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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