i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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