make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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