Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
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