he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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