look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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