when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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