The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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