You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
well I can't set my house on fire every night
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
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