But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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