I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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