Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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