Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
accomplished twins. life is a go
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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