I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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