She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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