We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
This is the high leading the old right now
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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