I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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