Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
