I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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